Large Cookies

This cookie is taking up so much room on the desk it's totally going to make eating my orange chicken a pain in the ass. 

Damn you Mrs Fields!!

Too Much Food

I have too much food in my freezer and I can't get the fucking door to shut. I guess I better start eating!!!

Who's the killer?

I was watching Bones last night, and it was a pretty good murder/mystery episode.  I think the killer was the dudes sister, but I fell asleep 15 mins before the end of the show so I don't know who the murderer was.

No sleep tonight...

I took such a long nap this afternoon I'm having a horrible time falling asleep tonight.

Netflix

I think the picture says it all.  I guess I'll have to find another way to waste time at work.

...I guess I'll have to watch something on Hulu instead.

buns

I went to the store the other day to buy hamburger buns, but they were all out of hamburger buns with sesame seeds at the grocery store.  How the hell am I suppose to enjoy a hamburger with a plain bun?

drive thru

I was running late to work today so I hit a fast food drive-thru. I had to wait an entire 3 mins in my car before they got my food to me.  Come on Sonic, get your shit together!!!

Oreo's

They were all out of Mega Stuff Oreo's today at Target, so I had to settle for Double Stuff Oreo's instead.

Fast Food

On Saturday morning I went through the drive through and got a bacon ultimate cheese burger. When I got to where I was going I found out my bacon burger was missing the bacon.

On Sunday night I go to the Panda Express drive through and order double Orange Chicken with white rice. I get home and find fried rice instead of white steamed rice.

What the hell!!!

tablet vs cellphone

While trying to watch season 4 of Archer at work, my tablet died and I forgot to bring the charger.  I was forced to continue watching my show on my cellphone.

Stairs

The elevator at REI was out of order as I was forced to use the stairs.

Automatic Opening Doors

The automatic opening door at Target was broken today.  I was forced to use the normal door and actually push it open.

Cell Phones

My wife has been trying to figure out for the last hour if she should get a new cell phone or not. She's also making an even more difficult decision on top of that... should she stay with Apple and get another shitty iPhone, or should she get an awesome Android phone.

tacos

I had to get my late night tacos from Taco Bell the other night because Chipotle closes way to early.  Thank god Taco Bell was open, I really wasn't in the mood for Jack In The Box tacos.

Making Change

I hate when I go to Jack in the Box and they give me shit when I use a 100 dollar bill to pay for my 99 cent tacos.

too much soda

I drank too much soda today at work.  Probably about 64oz in the last 2 hours.  My stomach feels pretty nasty.  I guess I should drink some water so I don't feel so sick anymore.